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my relationships are better this way

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A teacher at this LDS church is mistakenly using “conversion” instead of “conviction.” Even across the country, I can’t escape ecommerce.

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I’m about to see my dad for the first time in two and a half years. He doesn’t know I’m here. My soul is exploding.

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Keep your friends close, your enemies dangling from hangers in the closet, and those bad with idioms on twitter.

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Instigating fights with myself via my other twitter accounts is my new thing. And y’all say twitter’s not like real life.

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Celine Dion is ma specialty. RT @MmmBrookle I’m pretty sure @terrylbanta is the only person who’s actually good at the recorder.

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Anonymous asked: so do you enjoy meeting new things then?

Usually!  So long as it’s a cute thing, I suppose.  Though maybe just “new” as a specification works.  But I like meeting old things too.  I guess I just want to meet all of the things.